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Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today...

Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system [more]

How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow?

Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes. [more]

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire...

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came [more]

When do astronauts eat?

Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time! [more]

What is the pink stuff between elephants toes?

Q: What is the pink stuff between elephants toes? A: Slow clowns. [more]

What do you catch when you go ice fishing .

Q: What do you catch when you go ice fishing . A: a cold [more]

What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and...

"What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They we [more]

Two men went bear hunting.

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He [more]

Knock Knock... Aaron

Knock Knock Whos there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barbers floor ! [more]

General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching ....

General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symp [more]

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person. [more]

A pigs favorite movie

A pigs favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York. [more]

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour? Pupil: Because it cant sit dow [more]

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea ! [more]

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a telephone.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a telephone. Doctor: Whys that? I keep getting calls in t [more]

A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian...

A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lions mouth," the vet told him."How do I do [more]

Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier

..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers [more]

A tech support employee once received ...

A tech support employee once received a call from a disgruntled lady who had purchase one of their P [more]

Shall I put the school computer on?

Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on? Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine. [more]

What does the aardvark take sailing?

What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark! [more]

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk! [more]

If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?

If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say? "Darling, could you tell me about your work. [more]

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and [more]

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics ! [more]

Another flight Attendants comment on a less than perfect landing

Another flight Attendants comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seate [more]

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