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Blind man and dog.

A blind man and his dog went into a bar, the blind man grab the dog by the tail and started swinging [more]

Women and dog.

A women was walking her dog one day, a man come by and said, what are you doing walking that pig, [more]

Cockroaches Hear Through Their Legs

There were two people in a mental asylum. One of them asked the other, "Why are you here?" and the o [more]

Joke about Dogs with no legs

Did you hear about the lady that had the Dog with no Legs? Every night she would take him out for a [more]

Jungle run

A naked man was running in the jungle when he bumped right into an elephant, the elephant looked dow [more]

What do rich cows ride?

What do rich cows ride? A cattle-lack! [more]

How did the football disappear?

How did the football disappear? the football was big, so it belonged to bigfoot! [more]

Why did the jellyfishs wife leave him?

Why did the jellyfishs wife leave him? He stung her into action. [more]

How does an octopus go to war ?

How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed ! [more]

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise! [more]

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