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what did the stop light say to the car

what did the stop light say to the car? Don't look I am changing. [more]

What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President? A: A competent liberal Pre [more]

How did the football disappear?

How did the football disappear? the football was big, so it belonged to bigfoot! [more]

What is a vampire's favourite fruit?

Q: What is a vampire's favourite fruit? A: A neck-tarine! [more]

What does the aardvark take sailing?

What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark! [more]

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise! [more]

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mo [more]

What is a snakes favourite opera ?

What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto ! [more]

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk! [more]

Whats a snakes favourite food ?

Whats a snakes favourite food ? Hiss Cakes ! [more]

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