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Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing?

Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks. [more]

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box [more]

What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster?

What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray. [more]

An enormous monster with eight arms...

An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. Quick! shouted t [more]

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth. [more]

What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?

What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater. [more]

How do you address a monster?

How do you address a monster? Very politely. [more]

What does Frankensteins monster call a screwdriver?

What does Frankensteins monster call a screwdriver? Daddy. [more]

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love? A stupid Cupid! [more]

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