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Men are like high heels.

Men are like high heels. Theyre easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. [more]

The best short Joke

Hi, I think this is the best short joke; A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother." San [more]

What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?

Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate! [more]

Men are like plungers.

Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom. [more]

Men are like old car tires...

Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare. [more]

What did God say after she made Eve?

What did God say after she made Eve? "Practice makes perfect." [more]

How do you save a man from drowning?

How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head. [more]

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women. [more]

How can you tell if a man is cheating on you?

How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month. [more]

What's the best way to kill a man?

Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then t [more]

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