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There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope.

There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane wa [more]

An old preacher was dying....

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to [more]

Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? [more]

Why are you crying Fred?

"Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . [more]

What do you find in a zombies veins?

What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles. [more]

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