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Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate...

Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he cou [more]

Who was the most powerful cat in China ?

Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow ! [more]

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss ! [more]

What looks like half a cat ?

What looks like half a cat ? The other half ! [more]

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: Its meow-sic to their ears! [more]

A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes...

A drunk is refused a drink in a bar, so he undertakes to prove to the barman that he is sober. He ge [more]

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