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Sleep is my drug…

Sleep is my drug… my bed is my dealer… and my alarm clock is the police. [more]

If I’ve told you once...

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times don’t exaggerate! [more]

Today a man knocked on my door...

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gav [more]

Light travels faster than sound.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. [more]

Half the people...

Half the people you know are below average. [more]

Why be difficult

Why be difficult – Be impossible. [more]

I wondered why the frisbee...

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me. [more]

Always remember you’re unique...

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. [more]

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